The only
reason I believe that public voting actually decides which politician gets into
office is because of a little incident back in the year two thousand, when Al
Gore was going to win the election and try to save the planet. A man affectionately
referred to as W was running against Al, and was going to lose. Luckily for W,
his brother Jeb was governor of Florida. He altered the votes in his state so W
could get into office and continue their father’s oil war with Iraq. The fact that
Jeb had to change the votes, practically proves that they make a difference.
Now watch as that fella’, Jeb, runs for president himself in a couple years. Some people will be terrified that another member of that family will be running the most dangerous country in the world, but he will be beaten by Hillary Clinton, who, I believe, will get 56% of the nation’s vote. That nation gets really excited about monumental events. After getting the first black president, the excitement did not evaporate until they realized he makes the same kind of decisions as W. The nation will think that surely a woman won’t make those same decisions, and maybe then, when she does, they’ll realize that the public representative makes zero decisions for the world’s most dangerous country.
Now watch as that fella’, Jeb, runs for president himself in a couple years. Some people will be terrified that another member of that family will be running the most dangerous country in the world, but he will be beaten by Hillary Clinton, who, I believe, will get 56% of the nation’s vote. That nation gets really excited about monumental events. After getting the first black president, the excitement did not evaporate until they realized he makes the same kind of decisions as W. The nation will think that surely a woman won’t make those same decisions, and maybe then, when she does, they’ll realize that the public representative makes zero decisions for the world’s most dangerous country.
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